Ok, this actually works. We were both a little shook.
We want you.
If you make honest, funny, grown-up content and you are not squeamish about what we sell, come work with us. We send product, you make something good, everybody wins.
No follower minimum. We read every application.
What you get
Pick from the range. It arrives in the same plain box everyone else gets.
You earn on every sale your code brings in. Rate confirmed when you are accepted.
A discount code with your name on it for your audience to use.
You see new drops before the shop does, and you help us name them.
How it works
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Apply
Fill in the form below. It takes about two minutes.
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We read it
We look at what you make, not how many followers you have.
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Your kit ships
Product, your code, and a short brief. No script, no forced lines.
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You post
Make it yours. The good ones get featured right here on this page.
Already making it.
A few of our creators. Yours could sit here next month.
Girls night got very interesting, very fast.
Date night just got a serious upgrade.
Best twenty-four bucks we ever rolled.
Tell us what you'd make.
Two minutes. We read every one and reply either way.
Tips & tricks for better play.
Guides, rituals, and frankly excellent advice. No shame, no judgment.

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